SUPERCHICK OF THE MONTH

Tessa Fowler
Voted By: Mr. Eddie


Much like last year, May is Wacky Month in the Superfriends Universe, which means we dedicate everything to the wonderful being that is Mr. Eddie. Therefore, Mr. Eddie obviously gets first dibs on the Superchick. Now, last year, Ed WAS the Superchick, so don’t expect this year’s to be as beautiful but hey… not bad. Actually she may be the sexiest one Ed has picked yet. Tessa Fowler is her name and she’s a former Hooters girl who has evolved into being a Playboy co-ed. And yes, she got famous because she has gigantic titties. Why else? Anyways, this is sure to create tons of fop material in Edmerica for years to come. By the way, she HAS nudes out there!!


And now a few words from Captain Wacky, later renamed Ed.




“Hoi Dhlee,


Oi discovered this one just a few days ago and man-oh-man she’s special ain’t she, Dhlee? Once Oi get toired of Christina Hendricks, she may become my new Playmate in Edmerica Dhlee. Perhaps the new first lady of Wacky Dhlee. Oi know that when oi Joik it to her, the Edmerican spirit is thick… ehh I mean… strong. Dhlee! Oi’m very happy to have her as our Superchick, cause she makes my dick superthick Dhlee. Hey! Was that a rhyme like hippity hop?”