“So this is how liberty ends… with a thunderous applause.”
– Padme Amidala, Revenge of the Sith
Yeah, that line is corny, but it perfectly represents the genesis of the new empire. Today is the first day of the hostile takeover of the internet! Welcome, to SuperfriendsUniverse.com, Version 1, the Epitome of Manliness.
SuperfriendsUniverse.com began as an idea that was nurtured by the Emperor Big D, and with help from youngest son Chessarmy, Geoffrey Munn, Riptide Solutions, and others, the dream has come to fruition. So what can you expect from SuperfriendsUniverse.com? Well, our goal is to make sure that YOU are not bored. Which means we plan to provide a horde of content for free online to cure your boredom as well as perhaps educate!! And no, I don’t mean educate on like, Science and shit. I mean, blunts, bitches, beer, and everything that is manly.
Here are a few of the features:
- Superfriends Podcasts: Unlike the other sites that give you the same bullshit over and over, our podcasts actually have what is called “Variety”, which seems to be a SIN in 2010! The Superfriends Variety Show is the flagship, a podcast that airs every Wednesday Night LIVE at 10PM, and is your pop culture burrito, with topics ranging from music, movies, sports, pro wrestling, video games, and MUCH MORE. The Emperor Big D hosts the show with a variety (there is that word again) of guests from all corners of the Superfriends Universe. Plus, we offer QCW Wrestling Radio, the hottest wrestling podcast on the net, every Monday Night after WWE Raw, hosted by Chessarmy, Dennin, and Foolkiller99. Plus, World Championship Boxing, hosted by Logan the Time Traveler, and what could be the hottest show on the site – Mike Trojan’s Advanced Macking. Need help with women? Mike is the man to go to. And coming soon, The NFL Fan Addict Show, hosted by Robthemany, and Pixels and Bits, your retro video game gateway hosted by Big D and Ed Difolco.
- Columns & Reviews: Read Chessarmy’s random rants on the Chessboard! Coming soon, the Wide World of Sports Entertainment, featuring Sportsguy, as he lays it in on WWE, UFC, NFL, or whatever else he wants to talk about. Then of course, Ed Difolco presents The Laidback Gourmet; eclectic food reviews from the world’s greatest non-Italian chef. Plus, music reviews, movie reviews, and hopefully Video Game reviews. Coming Soon: Adolfo Acosta presents the DVD Lowdown, MANLY DVD reviews from a man who has slept with more women than Gene Simmons. Also coming soon – Videocasts!
- Daily News Updates: Unlike the other sites, we aren’t going to waste your time with bullshit news that you don’t care about. We’re offering up daily updates in the world of wrestling, sports, video games, and anything MANLY. We’ve got big plans, so the updates WILL expand as the site gets bigger. If you’re looking for spoilers on Palookaville Championship Wrestling, go somewhere else. This is the place to get news and columns about shit that MATTERS!!!
The sky is truly the limit. This is a growing empire, so make sure that you are here each and every day and check out just what the fuck we are going to do next. Limitless content is coming!
Thank you for your support. If you have any suggestions, questions, comments, or concerns, click the CONTACT button in the upper right and let me have it!
– The Emperor Big D
